Hook:

You keep looking for mess, your gonna find it
Obviously yo ass need to be reminded
Sunglasses for these dumb asses why kid?
It’s like this….The pussy got you blinded
I know you said you don’t need her, but you gone learn da hardway it’s cheaper to keep her
I know you said you don’t need her, but you gone learn da hardway dog it’s cheaper to keep her
Believe her


Verse 1:

you one dem dudes, dick got da best of ya
No self control, pussy be da death of ya
Got a good woman at the rest who never stressing ya
Die for ya literally she take her last breath for ya
That’s all good but it’s still aint good enough
Livin in the past thinking bout girls you coulda fucked
Before he met his wife, his life was ridiculous
He Hangin wit his niggas, menage a trois wit strippers
Since he was raised by his mother and his sisters
Found a girl like mama & made her his Mrs.
Two years later he started getting the itches
Not venereal but clearly from the sight of other bitches
At work they hired This lil admin assistant
Bad as shit even placed her da man’s division
Yella girl, his weakness either them or puerto Rican
Young jawn turned on by his status and position
A jerk face inappropriate in the work place
Sexually harassing chicks perpetually an ass and shit
That was his rep there but shorty to young to care
Fast forward to the telly now she in her underwear
homie was drinkin, aint know they’d go this far
Horny not thinking put the room on his credit card
Try to forget it course he aint gonna say shit
Month later caught his wife lookin at the bank statement


Verse 2:

old school playa please step up ya game
This ain’t the 90’s dog mein shit ain’t the same
You creepin tween da sheets you gotta be more discreet
In the streets like Lawrence make sure ya covers deep
these phones is smarter than you is just admit it
Ya business getting Twitted before you even did it
Ya Ain’t even do it, just guilty by association
In the vicinity, filthy no negotiation
Got dirt on you can’t get it off
Shorty was flirtin wit you now you Trickin off
Thinkin to yaself Damn this chick is soft
Had da wedding band on man and quickly slipped it off
Tryna be slick n shit can be very ill
Took Ridge hit da bridge across to cherry hill
Thinking nobody’ll see us over here
Till some dumb youngbul crashed into you from the rear
Air bags deployed, nose all busted
Blood on ya clothes, ya hoes all cussin
Tryna smooth it over tryna settle outta court
Cop showed up too fast filling out da report
Calling ambulances, just doin his duty
All this just cause you tryna get some new booty
Tryin to avoid callin ya wife at 12:30
first thing out her mouth, da fuck you doin in Jersey?

Written And Performed by Side Effect for Whitmore Skillz Music. Copyright (2011).